Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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