There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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