I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
sex on a bike is impossible
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