Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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