it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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