the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
