I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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