So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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