She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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