I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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