have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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