Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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