these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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