So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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