Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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