god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize