If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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