Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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