i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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