Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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