Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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