puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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