so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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