they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
it glows. i had to have it.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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