We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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