apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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