yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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