I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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