Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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