my mouth tastes like poor choices
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
