I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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