After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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