How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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