Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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