white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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