I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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