It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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