and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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