Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
