I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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