P.S. I can't hear my feet
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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