Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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