Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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