I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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