if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I don't think brook has ever known best
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
