Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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