Christians are straight up FREAKS
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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