I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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