So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
