I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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