i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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