Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
