I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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