Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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